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Typically British Cruise

Typically British Cruise

3.6(5 reviews)
3 hour(s)
english
Maidenhead, United Kingdom

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Traditional Pie and Mash meal served onboard

Live commentary about Thames and surrounding area

Classical songs played for sing-along enjoyment

Departures from Windsor and Maidenhead pickup locations

Pie and Mash Cruise Combines River Thames Views with Classic British Dining


A three-hour Pie and Mash Cruise along the River Thames offers a delightful combination of scenic sightseeing, traditional British cuisine, and live entertainment. Designed for families, friends, and visitors of all ages, the experience brings the charm of a classic British meal together with the relaxing atmosphere of a river journey.


Guests board the vessel from either Windsor Leisure Centre or Maidenhead Riverside Gardens before settling in for a leisurely cruise through the picturesque Thames countryside. Along the route, live commentary shares fascinating facts about the river, local landmarks, and surrounding areas, adding an informative touch to the relaxing journey.


The cruise celebrates the much-loved British tradition of pie and mash with a freshly prepared onboard meal. The main course features chicken and leek pie served with creamy mashed potatoes, vegetables, and rich gravy, followed by a classic apple and berry crumble with custard for dessert.


Adding to the atmosphere, gentle classical music and a lively sing-along create an enjoyable and social experience throughout the voyage. Combining beautiful riverside scenery, traditional flavors, and cheerful entertainment, the Pie and Mash Cruise offers a memorable way to experience the River Thames while celebrating Britain’s culinary and musical heritage.

What's Included
  • Thames river cruise
  • Pie and Mash meal
  • Live commentary by skipper
  • Classical music for sing along
What's Not Included
  • Personal expenses
  • Gratuities
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$ 140.35

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Activity Provider: Windsor Maidenhead Boat Company

Customer Reviews

3.6
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Based on 5 reviews
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Millie O.Google
October 05, 2023

A great range of British souvenirs and merchandise; everything from pencils to shot glasses to t shirts. The staff were helpful and had great product knowledge.

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Daniel M.Google
September 02, 2023

Amazing store with plenty of products, we bought 2 mugs and couple of key chains, we have a small issue with the mug but it was quickly replaced by Liz a wonderful manager from the store! Highly recommend to visit!

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ZG Google
July 18, 2023

Purchased clothes for over 140GBP and gave 150GBP in 5x20GBP + 50GBP. THe store employee asked 4 times to give him more money. Who do you want to fool or treat like idots? Your customers ? Ended the conversation counting with him the money. After the purchase we didnt hear even "thank you". But I understand that you dont have to "thank you" if someone leaves 100 or 200GBP. You just dont care - Typically British.