Typically British Cruise
Duration
3 hour(s)
Languages
English
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Included
Traditional Pie and Mash meal served onboard
Live commentary about Thames and surrounding area
Classical songs played for sing-along enjoyment
Departures from Windsor and Maidenhead pickup locations



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Spend a relaxing three hours cruising along the River Thames while enjoying a traditional British meal and a lively sing song. The Pie and Mash Cruise celebrates the classic Pie and Mash traditions of Britain, bringing them to the river for a unique dining experience. Guests board the vessel at either Windsor Leisure Centre or Maidenhead Riverside Gardens and settle in to enjoy scenic views of the Thames while listening to live commentary packed with interesting facts about the river and surrounding areas. Classical songs play gently in the background, creating a pleasant atmosphere for passengers to sing along with or simply enjoy the music. This cruise provides the perfect combination of leisure, entertainment, and British culinary traditions for friends, families, and visitors of all ages.
The three-hour cruise includes a freshly prepared meal served onboard, starting with a main course of chicken and leek pie accompanied by creamy mashed potatoes, vegetables, and rich gravy. Dessert features a classic apple and berry crumble served with custard, completing the traditional British dining experience. Departures from Windsor and Maidenhead pickup locations make the cruise convenient and accessible. With beautiful riverside views, engaging commentary, and a fun sing-along atmosphere, the Pie and Mash Cruise offers a memorable way to enjoy the Thames while savoring a delicious meal and celebrating British culinary and musical traditions in a relaxed and social setting.
Thames river cruise
Pie and Mash meal
Live commentary by skipper
Classical music for sing along
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Minimum thirty guests required
Maximum sixty guests allowed
Suitable for all ages
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