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Typically British Cruise

Typically British Cruise

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3 hour(s)
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Maidenhead, United Kingdom

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Traditional Pie and Mash meal served onboard

Live commentary about Thames and surrounding area

Classical songs played for sing-along enjoyment

Departures from Windsor and Maidenhead pickup locations

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Pie and Mash Cruise Combines River Thames Views with Classic British Dining


A three-hour Pie and Mash Cruise along the River Thames offers a delightful combination of scenic sightseeing, traditional British cuisine, and live entertainment. Designed for families, friends, and visitors of all ages, the experience brings the charm of a classic British meal together with the relaxing atmosphere of a river journey.


Guests board the vessel from either Windsor Leisure Centre or Maidenhead Riverside Gardens before settling in for a leisurely cruise through the picturesque Thames countryside. Along the route, live commentary shares fascinating facts about the river, local landmarks, and surrounding areas, adding an informative touch to the relaxing journey.


The cruise celebrates the much-loved British tradition of pie and mash with a freshly prepared onboard meal. The main course features chicken and leek pie served with creamy mashed potatoes, vegetables, and rich gravy, followed by a classic apple and berry crumble with custard for dessert.


Adding to the atmosphere, gentle classical music and a lively sing-along create an enjoyable and social experience throughout the voyage. Combining beautiful riverside scenery, traditional flavors, and cheerful entertainment, the Pie and Mash Cruise offers a memorable way to experience the River Thames while celebrating Britain’s culinary and musical heritage.

What's Included
  •  Thames river cruise
  • Pie and Mash meal
  • Live commentary by skipper
  • Classical music for sing along
What's Not Included
  • Personal expenses
  • Gratuities

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  • Travelers with Limited mobility impairments
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  • Travelers with aquaphobia
  • Adventure seekers
  • Families with children
  • Couples
  • Groups of friends
  • Seniors and mature travelers
  • Physically fit travelers
  • Solo travelers
  • Photography lovers

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Activity Provider: Windsor Maidenhead Boat Company

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